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prettygirlfood:

Assorted Donuts

Posted on August 2, 2013 with 656 Notes / Reblog
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prettygirlfood:

Homemade Cannoli with Mascarpone Cream

Ingredients

Cannoli Shells
  • 1 cup all-purpose flour, plus more for dusting
  • 1 1/2 tablespoons granulated sugar
  • 1/2 teaspoon unsweetened Dutch-process cocoa powder
  • 1/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon
  • 1/4 teaspoon coarse salt
  • 3/8 cup sweet Marsala wine
  • 1 1/2 tablespoons vegetable oil
  • 1/2 large egg white, lightly beaten
  • 2 ounces semisweet chocolate (preferably 61 percent cacao)
  • Confectioners’ sugar, for dusting
Mascarpone Creme
  • 3/4 cup whole milk ricotta cheese (drained overnight w/ cheesecloth & squeezed dry)
  • 3/4 cup mascarpone cheese
  • 1/4 cup powdered sugar
  • 1/2 tsp vanilla or Grand Marnier
  • 1/2 tsp ground cinnamon
  • pinch of salt

Instructions

Cannoli Shells
  1. Combine flour, granulated sugar, cocoa powder, cinnamon, and salt in the bowl of an electric mixer. Add Marsala and oil, and beat on medium speed until dough comes together. Using your hands, knead dough on a lightly floured work surface until smooth and elastic, about 15 minutes. Wrap in plastic, and let rest 30 minutes.
  2. Divide dough into 2 pieces. Pass 1 piece of dough through the widest setting of a pasta machine (keep remaining pieces covered) OR roll out into a thin sheet of dough. Continue passing through narrower settings until it is the thickness of a dime. Lay on a floured work surface. Cut out rounds with a 3 1/4-inch cutter. Gather scraps and reroll.
  3. Pour enough oil into a large, heavy saucepan to come about 4 inches up sides. Heat over medium heat until a deep-fry thermometer registers 380 degrees.
  4. Wrap each round of dough around a 3 3/4-inch-long cannoli form, sealing with a dab of egg white. Working in batches of 3 or 4, fry until golden, about 1 minute. Using a wire skimmer or tongs, transfer to paper towels, and let cool 5 minutes. Carefully slide out forms, and let shells cool. Continue rolling, cutting, and frying the remaining dough.
  5. Melt chocolate in a heatproof bowl set over a pan of simmering water. Dip ends of cannoli shells in melted chocolate. Let set 15 minutes on parchment paper.
Mascarpone Cream
  1. Mix filling ingredients together.
  2. Cover and refrigerate until ready to use (at least a couple of hours).
  3. When ready to serve, use a ziploc bag (cut the corner) or pastry bag with 1/2 inch star tip. Pipe filling into one end of a shell to the center, then into other end. Repeat with remaining shells and filling. Dust with confectioners’ sugar, and serve immediately.
  4. Let the filling smoosh out of each end of the shells, just a tad.
  5. Some people sprinkle powdered sugar on top right before serving or dip the ends into chocolate shavings.

Notes

Cannoli cannot be made ahead of time the shells will get soggy. You can however, make the shells and cream in advance then pipe them right before serving. After making the shells store them at room temperature in an air tight container for up to 4 days.

Posted on December 8, 2012 with 1894 Notes / Reblog

genuinely-curious:

facts-i-just-made-up:

Do you like figs?  Because this is where they come from.

THAT IS TERRIFYING I HATE YOU

(Source: youth-x)

Posted on October 13, 2012 with 1249 Notes / Reblog

diet-killers:

Chocolate Truffle Tart (от Sugar for the brain)

Posted on July 31, 2012 with 51 Notes / Reblog

diet-killers:

Éclairs (от Sugar for the brain)

Posted on July 23, 2012 with 69 Notes / Reblog

prettygirlfood:

Beef and Broccoli Stir Fry (Recipe Here!)

Posted on July 22, 2012 with 294 Notes / Reblog

diet-killers:

Blueberry Hand Pies (от local milk)

I gotta learn to make these.

Posted on July 15, 2012 with 87 Notes / Reblog

diet-killers:

Blueberry White Chocolate Buttermilk Bundt with Cream Cheese Glaze (от ComeUndone)

Posted on July 13, 2012 with 120 Notes / Reblog

diet-killers:

(со страницы Chocolate Beer Cream Puffs | The Beeroness)

Posted on July 6, 2012 with 44 Notes / Reblog

diet-killers:

Tiramisù 提拉米蘇 (от Amanda- yang)

Posted on July 5, 2012 with 146 Notes / Reblog

falloutconfessions:

There are two things that I hope are included in Fallout 4, regardless of anything else. A co-operative element in the game, where another person (or a total of can act as a companion. You should be free to wander alone, but if you feel like it you should be able to meet up in whatever major city and travel together. Also, I want cannibal recipes. BBQ Human Ribs, Cajun Fried Human Legs, Mesquite Brain-Loaf, Intestine Noodles, you name it.”

Fallout Confessions

Posted on May 16, 2012 with 42 Notes / Reblog

This needs to be in my body right now.

Posted on May 15, 2012 with 1618 Notes / Reblog

diet-killers:

Chocolate house (by tomatsu_neo30)

This needs to be inside of me.

Posted on May 12, 2012 with 339 Notes / Reblog
Posted on May 10, 2012 with 6930 Notes / Reblog