when the adhesive on your pad snags ur pubes
If you have pubes and use pads…than you probably aren’t having sex..
if a man (or a woman) can’t handle pubes or pads then he’s probably an immature douche who won’t grow up. if he can’t understand that pubes are a natural body occurance, or think that his preferance in my menstral protection is above my comfort then he’s probably an asshole and, just like with tampons, i dont want him up my vagina
Much as you can use a potato to power a clock or GLaDOS, you can use a filtered Winston cigarette in place of any AAA battery. Note that the filter must be intact for the substitution to work.
My only question is, which end is positive and which is negative?
As seen above, the filtered end constitutes the negative. But cigarettes offer even more negatives than that. Smoking can increase your risk of cancer, stain your teeth, cause halitosis, result in a low birth weight, shrink your testicles, or if you have no testicles, it will cause you to grow testicles which will then shrink.
You see, cigarettes not only contain chemicals, but elements too. Elements such as carbon, which is present in bears. Would you put a bear in your mouth? I didn’t think so. So why smoke?
Sonic screwdrivers for the whovian in your life.
I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
"You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt"
Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”
BEST GRANDMA STORY
A doodle comic I decided to color.
never ever apologize to me for your dog being too excited to see me
a dog could knock me to the ground and give me a black eye and I would still hug it and love it because dogs hurt because they love too much I love dogs
These days, anyone could be gay and you’d have no idea.
your cashier might be gay
your bartender might be gay
the guy sucking your dick might even be gay
But he said no homo tho
i just want to be called cute and beautiful like 23/7
why not 24
- protect the world from devastation
- unite all people within my nation
- denounce the evils of truth and love
- extend my reach to the stars above
･✧*:･ﾟ✧Thank you Studio Ghibli, for a great childhood*:･ﾟ✧*:･
WHY DOES IT SAY ANAL SEX
oH MY FUCKING GOD IT DOES IM LAUGHING SO HARD
ed i thought u said no one would notice
I THOUGHT NO ONE WOULD
I’m working on next and previous buttons bear with me
male and female characters with a healthy platonic relationship
when that relationship needlessly turns romantic